Amie drew her family for school
(DH, Mama, Amie)
A: Water isn’t heavy. It’s just air that’s blue and wet.
I found her hiding behind a tiny notebook. I asked her if hiding her face makes her entirely invisible. Incredibly, she did seem to believe this. Then she thought about it for a second and grinned at the silliness of it.
A: I’m going to marry Ben.
M: Oh? Why?
A: Because he’s the only boy I like. I know other boys but they’re icky. So I have no choice. But, Mama, can a girl and a girl get married?
M: Yes, they can. (Gives an example)
A: But. Look. Here is me. And here is E (her best friend, a girl). If E and I get together and comfort each other, then there will be four children, two from her and two from me. And then they will make even more babies and our house will break and we’ll need to build a new house and, ugh, it’s too much!
It took me a moment to realize how she came to this. First, I guess that’s what happens when your kid watches only Life of Mammals and other nature shows. She also knows that only women can have babies, so two women in a household will make twice as many babies. Simple math. But “comforting”? I have no idea where she gets that one.
We are reading a book together – she is loving Frannie K. Stein: she reads a page, I read a page, etc. I asked what some of the words mean and she had no clue! DH has also observed this, that she is content not to ask what something means, and we’re confused because she seems to understand the stories pretty well. Of course this is how babies and toddlers learn: they don’t actively ask about details but get their meaning from contexts and let the details get filled in by experience. But now she is five. It had never occurred to us that we would have to give her the tools and the motivation to make the transition into a more active role of questioning and searching. Parenthood is fascinating!
Amie was yelling at the trees to stop it!
I asked her what the trees were doing that they should stop.
A: They’re blowing away my leaf pile.
Me: You think the trees make the wind?
Me: But how?
A: By waving about and making the air move, of course!